Monthly Archives: September 2012

I’ve found the solution.

Believe it or not, I’ve solved the problem of texting and driving….and I think I’ve drastically reduced the problem of drinking and driving- as well as eating and driving, fumbling with the radio and driving, etc. etc. Basically, I’ve found … Continue reading

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Lady of the Night?

So the other night I was at a tavern and made friends with the doorman. We started talking about jobs. Evidently a lady he’d recently met and was hoping to “get to know” was going to come out but she … Continue reading

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It’ll be a “Hollywood Movie”

I’m writing this with the hopes that my friend…let’s call him “Beastwood”, will get a kick out of it. The boyfriend and I visited him in the hospital this past Sunday where is recovering from a head on collision resulting from … Continue reading

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Dear Mr. Prius Driver,

Dear Prius driver on the way to work this morning: Your car pisses me off. So do you. I’m all about reducing carbon footprints and stuff and I think it’s great that you had the option to do so and … Continue reading

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Versatile, Versatile…I Wanna Get Versatile!

Oops… I did it again! You’re totally singing that now aren’t you? My bad. Or maybe you’re singing Olivia Newton John’s Physical…That’s what I was going for with the title. Anyways, what I’m actually talking about is someone nominated for … Continue reading

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“What’s a burgina? Is that your dog’s name or something?”

This is one of those “kids say the darndest things” moments. So, I dropped the 2 and a half year old kid I nanny for off at school and of course all the little 2-3 year olds crowd around me … Continue reading

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